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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #75 on: August 29, 2007, 05:16:38 PM »
Dear sister,

By the time you read this i'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then i'll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.

Love,
Your brother Keith

PS: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.

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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #76 on: August 29, 2007, 05:18:28 PM »
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Re: be an idiot
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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #78 on: August 29, 2007, 07:21:39 PM »
I feel like dying after reading that.

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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #79 on: August 29, 2007, 08:05:05 PM »
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Re: be an idiot
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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #81 on: August 29, 2007, 11:26:17 PM »
"I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Nigh"
(feat. E-40)



I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go ...
Scrap a whip (Car) with them whistlin' (exhaust) pipes

I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go
Open All Doors At The Stop Light
(Put Your Stunna Shades) (Put Your Stunna Shades On)


Christian Dior Frame Got The Lenses Out
Bend a Scraper Spin It Out
Got Clout Something Like A Boss Dude
Lookin Like Kool-Mo-Dee Cuzin I Coon (I Coon)
Dark 30 Gold On Premoo
Off To The Tree-man House (weed house) Gotta Reload
My Relies Really Cant Trust Us
Big *** Sunglass Got It From Bayview Bustas
Lookin Like A Bug Thizlummug
Lookin Like Im From Crest Woaa
Fresh No Mildew Tone-Loc Wit It
Suction Pipe On The Back Cause Smoke Wit It
My White-T Only Wear It One Time
Northern Cali Fall With The Sunshine
Yao Ming Some say (ya know what I mean) (yanowamean)
Dumb Hyphy Jumpin Full Circle

I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go ...
Scrap a whip (Car) with them whistlin' (exhaust) pipes

I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go
Open All Doors At The Stop Light
(Put Your Stunna Shades) (Put Your Stunna Shades On)



Gotta Pair make me Look Like Spiderman
Same Color as pepper called Cayan
At Night No Sun Don't Need A Tan
Old School Like A String On A Tin Can
Gotta Pair Like C-H-P Huh?
Thats Why They Fuck For Me Huh?
Thats Why They Hate On Me Huh?
Video Tape Sirvalence Me Huh?
Say Stunnas I Say Cool Ones
Half Naked In My Shades In My Blue Ones (Jeans)
Gotta Pair With The Studs Like Donna's
Light Green Lookin Just Like Limons (limes/lemons in spanish)
Sum Say Das My House Like Rond Rall
Doors Open On The Hood Of The Box Yeaa
Doing Cool Alabama To The Bay Mayne (Man)
Born In The City Where The River Flow Much Can-Coon
I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go ...
Scrap a whip (Car) with them whistlin' (exhaust) pipes

I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go
Open All Doors At The Stop Light
(Put Your Stunna Shades) (Put Your Stunna Shades On)




Me And The Trumplus In The Luck
Im So Flatland Like Table Park
Stunna Shades On And My Wrist Look Heavy
I Wear Em In The Dark Like Fab Five Freddy
Mettic Mettic Never Have A Job Again
Look So Cool Young Ray Robinson
Burned On Scrape Dooks Off Hazzard
My Homies Look Shady Like Marshall Mathers
We Smashin The Car Like A Rock Guitar
Mill Tj So Popular
Im Ridin with Joe On The Way To The Club
Big Stunna Shades With The Diamond Studs
Bay Boy They Boy Breakin And Dancin
All Out The Window Going Dummy U Bastards
Dudes with Dreadlocks swingin' their Head
U Aint Got No Stunna Shades U Should Get U A Pair Yeaa


I Got My Rhine Stone Stunna Shade Glasses On
They Takin Picture With Me With They Lil Camera Fone
Headed To The Bar And They Playin My Song
WIth the Hennesy, fuck Don Perion
The Broads Is Choosin
They Fightin & Shootin
Like 40 Water Say Pimpin We Tycoonin
We Sum Tymers We On Sum Real Time Bra Bra
Toon U Up If U Get Out Of Line Bra Bra
Northern Cali I Named It The Yay
The First Rapper I Seen With Stunnas Shades Was Mac Dre
Trend Settas
Hyphy Started In The O
The Hole Bay Go Stupid Im From The Valle-jo
And U Could Put This In The Hip Hop Bible
Keak Da Sneak first said "Hyphy"
Verse On His Album Is Sneakercidle
Nope It's (Hyphy) Not My Invention
But I'm Responsible For The Bay Game
And All Its Attention Ooo

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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #82 on: August 29, 2007, 11:46:48 PM »

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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #83 on: August 30, 2007, 12:15:40 AM »
What the fuck, should I start watching SNL again?

&NR=1
« Last Edit: August 30, 2007, 01:48:52 AM by MortifiedocAlot »


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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #84 on: August 30, 2007, 12:34:54 AM »
thats what i was thinking. : 0


We pressed on. Shortly afterwards, we arrived in a poisonous, post-apocalyptic hell - a sprawling, toxic dumping ground stretching for a mile or two. This is the final resting place for your old TV, computer or mobile phone.

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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #85 on: August 30, 2007, 04:21:54 PM »
Immortal Technique-Obnoxious

ha ha ha

[Verse 1]
I'm obnoxious, motherfucker can't you tell
run through Little Havannah yelling: 'Viva Fidel'
jerking off at the sheets when I stay at hotels
drinking bacardi at AA meetings, smoking a L
I'm broke as hell my attitude is no good
like working for white people after watching rosewood
swallow mecenary, I don't care how I get richer
like American companies that did business with Hitler
get the picture nigga, I'm the best of both worlds
without the hidden camera, and the 12 year old girl
at stage at your basics, you aren't half the man that I am
I throw your gang sign up, and then I'll spit on my hand
give me a hundred grand, give me your watch, give me your chain
that's your girl, bitch get over here, give me some brain
I'll bust of on her face, and right after the segment
she'll propably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant
I said it I meant it, that's the way I deal with enemies
like pro lifers, that support the death penalty
and don't talk about war, when niggaz know that your pus
a fucking hipocrit draft charger like George Bush
don't push me nigga, cuz I'm close to the edge
and I'll jump of with a rope that's wrapped around your head
send a death feedaz to my ex on valentines day
the safety's off nigga, so get the fuck out my way

[Hook]:
Obnoxious nigga, murderous lyrics
I know that you hear it
now that I'm getting closer and closer I know that you feel it
your eating off rap, and I hope you choke on your gimmick
niggaz said hip hop was dead but I awoken the spirit
we're taking it, back in the day to the golden age
when wack motherfuckers used to get thrown off stage
Immortal Technique, I made this the bump in your ride
or burn it off the internet, and bump it outside
nigga, we keeping it live, we keeping it live
we keeping it live, we keeping it live
burn it off the fucking internet, and bump it outside

yeah nigga

[Verse 2]
Look motherfucker, my words damage an slaughter
a raging alcoholic like the presidents daughters
disgusting flows like third world country tap water
but before I hit the border, someone give me a quarter
cuz I'm a prank call, cop shot just for kicks
payback for everytime that they called me a spit
and Porturigan chicks told me that I fuck like i'm loco
and dominiquin women call me the 'Rompe Todo'
they call me 'Assioso' I'd rather get fired than quit
I get unemployment, you work and we making the same shit
how dare you niggaz critise the way that I spit
you coffee shop revolutionary son of a bitch
but you know what the fuck I think is just pathetic and gay
when niggaz speculate what the fuck 'Pac would say
you don't know shit, about a dead mans perspective
and talking shit will get your neckbone disconnected
disrespected niggaz don't show no love
why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug
and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
I choke your friends in front of you, to prove that you fallen off
and you won't do shit about it, like the church during the holocaust
calitsnacortch (?) machine gun flow that I fire
obnoxious untill they shoot me on the day I retire

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Daaamn homie, in high school I beat the shit out of you and your man homie
your girl wanna blow me and don't even know me
she lonely and she thinks your a phony
I take a piss on a development deal from Sony, or Def Jam
cuz your like all of the rest man
this ain't a verse it's shit talk at the end of the song
and you can suck a dick if you think I ended it wrong
fuck you and I'm gone, ha ha ha

piece to the strong hope, EO dub
Word-A-Mouf, Forbidden Chapters
IAK niggaz, westpoe killing you slow
the plaig I murder a show, you don't even know
yeah, fowl play nigga
Harlem! - Wauw!



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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #86 on: August 30, 2007, 04:41:46 PM »
8====D

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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #87 on: August 30, 2007, 04:53:54 PM »
Quote from: MortifiedocAlot
Immortal Technique-Obnoxious

Win for awesome song. And awesome rapper.
This is going in my sig. :)

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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #88 on: August 30, 2007, 04:58:13 PM »
this thread sux

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Re: be an idiot
« Reply #89 on: August 30, 2007, 05:18:19 PM »
Win for awesome song. And awesome rapper.

My friend told me to check them out like 10 times so I finally did and I really liked his stuff. That and I realized you posted Dance with the Devil a while back.