The funniest thing EVER happened at work today. I was on a call with an elderly lady, and I read her the media question (we have to make sure nobody in their household is employed in the media industry, so they won't crazily bias the survey). After I asked her, she told me she worked for a local radio station, which meant I couldn't continue on with the call. I went to the screen with the text you're supposed to read in the event that happens, but instead of reading it, I tried to make up something better to say. This is what I said. And god knows why I said it.
"We are sorry to inform you that since someone in your household is in the media industry, we must destroy this call." And then I just kind of thought about what the hell I just said, while she paused a few seconds and then hung up.
Needless to say, the people on either side of me heard that and gave me a funny look, and then started laughing. I literally couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes, it was awesome.