THE OMORASHI DISCUSSION BUREAU DISCUSSING OMORASHI SINCE 2009

[Spectere]

u shuld taek ur COMBINATION HOOKAH AND COFFEE MAKER ALSO MAKES JULIENNE FRIES IT WILL NOT BREAK IT WILL NOT BREAK it broke

fuck

now I want to watch Aladdin.

[Alice]

fuck

now I want to watch Aladdin.

Aladdin rox.  But, I have a habit of calling paladins "paladdins" now.

[vladgd]

frosted butts

[flaffl]

So earlier today I walked down the street and I had to take a shit right?

so I just kind of took a dump

and whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said SHIT and had POOP in the mirror

if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah forget it.

[Alice]

No, you do it like this:

THIS IS A TRUE STORY, NOT A COPY PASTA

So, one day, I was talking with my friends on IRC, right?  When one of them gave me a link that said 2girls1cup.com.  I figured it would be related to soccer or something so I clicked it, and then, wow!  These two fat chicks were shitting, eating it, and then throwing it up into the other's mouth, and then eating that.  At first, it seemed pretty revolting, but a few seconds in and I had a boner the size of Manhattan (literally!).  I longed to be one of those two girls... so I did the next best thing.  As soon as I had to take a shit, I went to take a shower but instead of taking a shower I got in the tub and took a huge dump in my hands.  I mean, this shit was a gargantuan monstrosity.  It made 2girls1cup seem like a small bird shit!  I nervously took bits of the putrid feces from the massive pile in my hand, and started rubbing it all over my chest, slowly making my way up to my mouth.  The feeling of euphoria flooded my system as the stench of the shit reached my nostrils.  I'll never forget that smell, the so sickeningly sweet scent of shit being rubbed all over your chest.  I suddenly had the urge to ram the whole pile into my face, but as I did so, the door to the restroom opened and there stood my parents.  My dad passed out from the shock, and my mom got scared.  She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."  I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror.  If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought, "Naw forget it.  Yo, homes, to Bel-Air."

[Bobbias]

Pwned.

[MortifiedocAlot]

I loled.

[Alice]

I should go to /b/ and copypasta that lolz

[Spectere]

So, one day, I was talking with my friends on IRC, right?  When one of them gave me a link that said 2girls1cup.com.  I figured it would be related to soccer or something so I clicked it, and then, wow!  These two fat chicks were shitting, eating it, and then throwing it up into the other's mouth, and then eating that.  At first, it seemed pretty revolting, but a few seconds in and I had a boner the size of Manhattan (literally!).  I longed to be one of those two girls... so I did the next best thing.  As soon as I had to take a shit, I went to take a shower but instead of taking a shower I got in the tub and took a huge dump in my hands.  I mean, this shit was a gargantuan monstrosity.  It made 2girls1cup seem like a small bird shit!  I nervously took bits of the putrid feces from the massive pile in my hand, and started rubbing it all over my chest, slowly making my way up to my mouth.  The feeling of euphoria flooded my system as the stench of the shit reached my nostrils.  I'll never forget that smell, the so sickeningly sweet scent of shit being rubbed all over your chest.  I suddenly had the urge to ram the whole pile into my face, but as I did so, the door to the restroom opened and there stood my parents.  My dad passed out from the shock, and my mom got scared.  She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."  I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror.  If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought, "Naw forget it.  Yo, homes, to Bel-Air."

Dude, that's total bullshit!

Oh, wait...what's that at the top?

THIS IS A TRUE STORY, NOT A COPY PASTA

DUDE, THAT'S SO BADASS.  Your parents like totally freaked out hahahaha.

[vladgd]

i am unemployed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_unemployment_rate

i live in michigan

the state with the highest unemployment rate in the entire fucking country, great

on the flip side, the french canadian accent is awesome

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-3081664536893781915&hl=en-CA

if i had one, i would be 300x more awesome than i currently am

[Bobbias]

Bah, that wasn't even a very strong accent. Just listen to Jean Chretien:

Now THAT is a French-Canadian accent. Also, the Canadian French that is spoken here is an abomination of the language.. Listen to a French person talk compared to a French-Canadian and you can hear that the French person has a much cleaner accent. It's very clear, as opposed to the ugly sound of the French-Canadian accent.

[A2P]

i fucked your MOTHER

[vladgd]

wellp, i didn't say "french" i said "french canadian"

i don't know, i enjoy listening to it.  maby it had to do with 1/3 of my WoW guild back in 2006 being french canadian, and i heard them all over in ventrillo. 

and on the side, psychedelic eyeball is awesome, watch his lets plays.

then again, i like most accents, living in a place where people have no accent does this to me.

like the belguin accent, its like british english with a touch of russian in there, quite interesting.

http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/

umm to keep this post from being too specific on a single topic

mix faygo red with sunny d, makes for a nice strawberry orangedrink

[Bobbias]

No accent... to you.

Around here, we think we don't have an accent. Comparing a clip of Canadian English accent with a generic American accent sound almost exactly the same to us. I can occasionally pick out people with a stronger Canadian accent than I have, but unless their accent is really strong, I can't hear it at all.

Belgian accents are a combination of French, English and Dutch. On a side note, the Dutch HATE the Belgians. They hate them like Canadians hate Americans. We always make fun of Americans saying they're all a bunch of loudmouthed rednecks and such, and the Dutch make fun of the Belgians in pretty much the same way.

[Ulti]

Too bad we all know Canada is a cheap knockoff of AMURICUHHHHH