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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #120 on: January 29, 2008, 11:11:31 PM »




























Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay /b/, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!". Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here's the kicker, /g/, I look her straight in the eye and say, 'Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just staHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #121 on: January 30, 2008, 02:25:10 AM »
Quote from: Bobbias on January 29, 2008, 06:12:19 PM
Yeah, Red Bull, Red Rain, and Monster all pretty much taste the same.

wat

I can see Red Bull and Red Rain being similar (if Red Rain is the same stuff I'm thinking of), but Monster doesn't taste anything like them.
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #122 on: January 30, 2008, 02:35:10 AM »
fine, i guess yall don't feel like talking about zombie trump

one day, i will consume 1 gram of caffeine within an hour

lets hope i don't die
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #123 on: January 30, 2008, 02:54:55 AM »
You probably won't. I've done 700mg, and it's horribly unpleasant.
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #124 on: January 30, 2008, 04:13:22 AM »
i wonder what chugging 4x monsters will make me feel like
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #125 on: January 30, 2008, 05:32:46 AM »
Quote from: vladgd on January 30, 2008, 04:13:22 AM
i wonder what chugging 4x monsters will make me feel like

PROLLY NOT VERY GOOD. X(

Or maybe it'll turn you into an anthro dragon chick playing a DS while...uh, tailing herself.  Who knows.

Also, zombie Trump.
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #126 on: January 30, 2008, 06:41:03 AM »
Quote from: Spectere on January 30, 2008, 05:32:46 AM
Or maybe it'll turn you into an anthro dragon chick playing a DS while...uh, tailing herself.  Who knows.

Also, zombie Trump.

well then, this shit had better work. 

also, why is it so hard to find a zerg v protoss game?  i swear, all i see is terran v protoss, terran v terran, protoss v protoss, and zerg v terran. 

damned protoss and its "hay my zealot can easily kill half of your zerg army"

i suck at starcraft, and playing zerg aint helping meh!

zombie trump forgives me though
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #127 on: January 30, 2008, 04:38:04 PM »
Quote from: vladgd on January 30, 2008, 06:41:03 AM
well then, this shit had better work.

If it does, I'm cum...err, coming over.
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #128 on: January 31, 2008, 12:46:17 AM »
Vlad was that story true

i almost woke up my parents laughing D:
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #129 on: January 31, 2008, 02:23:02 AM »
LOL LINUCKS!
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #130 on: January 31, 2008, 05:59:51 AM »
Quote from: Kuroneko on January 31, 2008, 12:46:17 AM
Vlad was that story true

i almost woke up my parents laughing D:

which one, the starcraft thing?

i kind of find it bullshit that 6 zerglings can barely kill a single zealot.

that or the other thing, because i like many odd things ;o

i aint normal son!

and i got weirder, ohh do i got weirder.  but those aren't worksafe, and hell nawz im not telling anybody that shit.  id be arrested in like 30 countries before i got to "well it starts with.."  maby not arrested, but blah i exaggerate, i just needed something to add in small text so yall would read it and go "wtf" and then cry as its what this thread is about son
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #131 on: January 31, 2008, 11:26:38 AM »
What? : |

I hate my japanese homework, it takes too damn long. Seriously, my teacher, while being ridiculously hot, and probably like 26, assigns probably two hours of work every night. It's killing me ;_;
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #132 on: January 31, 2008, 11:52:17 AM »
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my cat really does have a mustache its great
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I wish that cake was a lie. :(

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I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #133 on: January 31, 2008, 12:55:00 PM »
Quote from: Ulti on January 31, 2008, 11:26:38 AM
What? : |

I hate my japanese homework, it takes too damn long. Seriously, my teacher, while being ridiculously hot, and probably like 26, assigns probably two hours of work every night. It's killing me ;_;

learn a mans language, like swahili
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Re: Laemest Repliez Thredd: Teh First Cuming (AND BY THAT I MEAN EJACULATION)
« Reply #134 on: January 31, 2008, 01:49:48 PM »
Quote from: Ulti on January 31, 2008, 11:26:38 AM
Seriously, my teacher, while being ridiculously hot, and probably like 26,

MOTHERFUCKING PICS MAN.
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