Hehe, "linksys" is an anagram of "slinkys"
EDIT: Ok, so a cop just came into my dorm because it smelled like weed outside. I wasn't actually smoking in here, but the bag my weed was in had torn and while I was gone the smell had filled up the room (should've cracked a window). Anyways, I'm lucky I was stoned enough to remain calm, but sober enough to talk coherently, not backing into the defensive whenever he asked accusatory questions, like:
"So has anything been going on here tonight?"
"No, not really."
"Not really, or no?"
"No. I use 'not really' for no pretty much all the time."
"Pretty much all the time?"
"<smirk> Pretty much all the time."
Then again, he saw my eyes. Maybe he was just letting me off easy for not giving him trouble.