You have to admit, it was funny.
It was humorous the first time I saw it online. How many years ago was that?
But seriously, it's been going on long enough that the novelty has worn off several times over. When the server starts throwing up 500's because it's getting assaulted it's gone on long enough (not to mention that it could get me in trouble with my web host...this is a shared server, remember).
DOES I GET SPANKED WITH PADDLE?
NO. THIS TIME WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE HOT IRON.