Well, it ended up being about kitchen knives, so it lost a lot of awkwardness. The RA was basically saying that other girls on the hall felt somewhat threatened by the knives. The owner actually cooks and uses the knives for cooking, but since they're knives, they're viewed as lethal weapons first and cooking utensils second. I think it's pretty stupid, but that's a rant for another time.
Also, although I had to drastically reduce the quality of the MP3 to get it under 1MB, I managed to send Still Alive to one of my friends using PrankDialer.