So my friends and I are walking to downtown Pittsburgh, and we're making our way across a bridge. Since the bridge was right next to the baseball field, and there was a game that day, all non foot-traffic was blocked.
Thus, my friend Dan decides to be a doof and walk on the side of the bridge. Not the one right over the water, but the one where you'd just fall into the road or back onto the sidewalk. If you fell. Whatev. No doom involved.
So he's walking, walkin', making a spectacle of himself when up ahead, we see another guy standing in his path about fifty feet ahead. Playing an alto sax. lulz.
The sax player sees him prancing/stumbling around, stops playing and watches him for a few seconds and then just shouts "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN...IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY TALENT, PLEASE...GET THE HELL OFF OF MY BRIDGE-THINGY."
He actually said "bridge-thingy" which was what was really weird. haha