Said/heard amongst my friends in the student lounge on Monday:
Girl: "So yeah, my mom's going to be in the hospital for a while."
Guy 1: "Aw, that sucks. Is she sick, or did she get hurt?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's sick."
Guy 2: "What does she have?"
Guy 1: "Well, we know ONE thing for certain! It's not Lupus!"
*few people that heard laugh a bit*
Girl: "Actually...It is Lupus."
Room: "..."
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Same room, different people:
I forget the beginning of the conversation, but it wound up going this way...
Guy: "Hey! I'm 1/3 black!"
Girl: "Then the other 2/3 of you should be pretty fucking offended by now, don't you think?"