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Retired => Retired Boards => ☃ => Topic started by: TimJing on August 19, 2007, 03:35:42 AM
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STUPID DUMB AND HYPHY.
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DON'T JUST STAND DON'T JUST STAND DON'T JUST STAND DON'T JUST STAND GO BERZERK
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Am I a pretty girl?
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STUPID DUMB AND HYPHY.
In the bay they get hyphy
Stupid dumb and hyphy
Oh they get hyphy
Stupid dumb and hyphy
In the bay they gettin hyphy
Stupid dumb and hyphy
Ha ha ha ha hyphy
Oh we get hyphy in the bay here�s another one
F-A-B and squeeze off the chain goin stupid dumb
How we come?
Fitted hats white T�s and Nike�s
Now how we leave?
With a bad breezy right beside me
Hangin on my arm she says she loves my chain and charm but
all I�m thinkin bout is gettin� brain and getting gone WHAT
Used to be in 3 way funk now I�m commin all alone
Mistah FAB told me solo is the only way to go
So I spray rhymes out my mouth like a street sweeper
In the Scraper blowin purple gone off the liquor
Have to wait at the bus stop to ride the yellow bus now
I�m the first Mexican to ride the yellow bus
Fillin up my cup full chug-a-lugin on that hyphy juice
Remy XO and a couple of the red bulls
We stay poppin pills just to feel the thizz effect
I represent for the Yay! and Mac Dre what did you expect?
In the bay they get hyphy
Stupid dumb and hyphy
Oh they get hyphy
Stupid dumb and hyphy
In the bay they gettin hyphy
Stupid dumb and hyphy
Ha ha ha ha hyphy
Ha ha ha ha hyphy
Mistah FAB is the man
See man I thought I told y�all
White Tee Yup 5X grow tall
So long make it seem like my jeans too small
Scraper on Rims
Old School White walls
Hyphy how we commin
When we commin they get out the way
Dumb is what we are
Many stupid out here in the bay
Dummy, crazy, shady, things are silly off the hook
Got the Stunners on my face
With that I smell boo boo look
And I�m bouncin� up and down
Like the floor is a trampoline
Purple in the air
And my cup where you find that Hey
I�m so fresh, so cool,
So butter, so clean,
Me and Squeeze on the scene
Ya-did-I-Mean
Goin 18
Hottest Grits on Al Green
Acting Zoo Wailing
Packing while you Fouling Oooo I said
Oh I think they like me
Make a ho out your wifey
In the Oak we Hifey
Saucy and Icy
In the bay they get hyphy
Stupid dumb and hyphy
Oh they get hyphy
Stupid dumb and hyphy
In the bay they gettin hyphy
Stupid dumb and hyphy
Ha ha ha ha hyphy
Ha ha ha ha hyphy
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I used to have the original of this .gif
GIVE IT
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That's all I have, ALSO
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FYAD.
I seriously hope you guys know what that means.[./size]
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<Serge> If I ever see you in real life, I'm going to shank you with a serrated knife and rip your fucking instestines out, you homophobic faggot with tits.
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I seriously hope you guys know what that means.[./size]
http://fyad.ytmnd.com/
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http://fyad.ytmnd.com/
I meant Fuck You And Die, as opposed to the section of SA.
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I meant Fuck You And Die, as opposed to the section of SA.
Basically the same thing, sept with less masturbation.
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ITT my current obsession.
Somewhat NSFW
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moar
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^ you make that?
moar
NSFW.
http://www.kawaiination.com/community/showthread.php?t=7266
Her name is Sadie Jones, so their you go.
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For some reason, softcore does not appeal to me at all. Maybe it's because When I'm looking at porn, it's to fap, and that stuff is hardly fappable in the face of real porn.
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meh, she's not that hot.
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^ you make that?
No, but I think it's the funniest demotivator I've ever read.
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meh, she's not that hot.
STOP LYING.
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STOP LYING.
NSFW:
http://www.Zakamiro.net/Media/img/hotornot.jpg
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NSFW:
They both have great faces, I wouldn't really put one ahead of the other. I guess I just have a thing for darker hair. Plus you can't really see her face all that well in the pic I posted, which is pretty much her best feature.
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I guess I just have a thing for darker hair.
Looks like we have found a fetish. :V
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Looks like we have found a fetish. :V
O geez :-X
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Dark hair is not a fetish :<
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Dark hair is not a fetish :<
Going to have to agree, but I'm guessing me liking that boot she's wearing kind of counts as one.
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haha. Yeah, i wouldnt count hair color as a fetish. If so, we'd all be screwed. :$
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Boots would work. But hair is a no-go.
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For some reason, softcore does not appeal to me at all. Maybe it's because When I'm looking at porn, it's to fap, and that stuff is hardly fappable in the face of real porn.
Wow, it's the exact opposite for me >_>
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For some reason, softcore does not appeal to me at all. Maybe it's because When I'm looking at porn, it's to fap, and that stuff is hardly fappable in the face of real porn.
Same for me, she's just really fuggen cute so it's not much of an issue.
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porn is disgusting, I don't know how people watch it
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LESS INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION, MORE IDIOCY
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porn is disgusting, I don't know how people watch it
For the most part yes, but considering me and my friends watch it (pants on, and sometimes involving female members) I can't diss it that much.
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For the most part yes, but considering me and my friends watch it (pants on, and sometimes involving female members) I can't diss it that much.
Wow, you know, I don't understand the aspect of watching it with a girl there, unless you're trying to get into the mood, otherwise it's just fucking weird.
I like looking at cute girls and all, but if I'm looking at porn, then there's a reason. Also, on the topic of girls: What's up with the general idea of "hot" being something like [NSFW!!!]this (http://www.xnxxmovies.org/to/dream-fassinating-dora_venter-poundpussy/dream1.jpg), when I do not find that attractive at all compared to, for example, this (http://www.xnxxmovies.org/to/gonzo-lesbianteenhunter-joey_valentine-lexi_belle-keepspumping/gonzo1.jpg). I prefer cute over hot any day...
Oh, and spec, I'd like to know how in depth we can go about porn and such here, because if we're not gonna have a L&L type board, we can still mention porn and such here.
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Wow, you know, I don't understand the aspect of watching it with a girl there, unless you're trying to get into the mood, otherwise it's just fucking weird.
No their usually just friends or someone girlfriend (with the boy friend there). We do it just to gross them out, plus some of the stuff on there is ridiculously funny.
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LESS INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION, MORE IDIOCY
NINTENDO HATE THEIR CUSTOMERS
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NINTENDO HATE THEIR CUSTOMERS
FUCKING GAME CUBE.
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No their usually just friends or someone girlfriend (with the boy friend there). We do it just to gross them out, plus some of the stuff on there is ridiculously funny.
Ok, I'll admit, you can find some really funny shit in porn, especially badly made porn movies.
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Ok, I'll admit, you can find some really funny shit in porn, especially badly made porn movies.
PIZZA DELIVERY, OH SHI- MY PENIX IS IN YOUR PIZZA LOLS YOU BETTER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
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big sausage pizza ftfw
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bump
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big sausage pizza ftfw
I now fear the day that someone will place his man hood over my pizza.
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THAT WAS UNESSICARRRY.
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test
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fig newtons
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double
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T t t totally dude.
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oh, i love your siggy mortified. it's witty.
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oh, i love your siggy mortified. it's witty.
The one joke I really liked from Sarah Silverman.
Holy shit, my Wii was fucking with me, First I started play super smash and I was doing alright until I started fighting Mewtwo and Capitan Falcon, Mewtwo kept getting killed by captain, which made him win. Then on the last fight it was a sudden death between me and captain falcon, he rushed me, I threw up my shield, he jumped did his A and down attack and I go flying up and die, with my shield on. So I got pissed and put in Mario cart double dash, and on the final race of the flour cup bowser holds second for 90 percent of the time and gets 6 specials in a row, I then fell into 4th and hardly won the circuit.
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The one joke I really liked from Sarah Silverman.
Holy shit, my Wii was fucking me
That's what I thought it said at first XD
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Dude, that is almost worthy of an Anti-achievement award. We need an image macro for Gaming Anti-achievements.
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^ I know. Also fuck elitism.
http://www.purepwnage.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=60720&st=0
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Holy shit, my Wii was fucking me
oh baby (http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8819/winkyyn3.gif)
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oh baby (http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8819/winkyyn3.gif)
Phallic shaped controller goes where? Also it's 3:25, I need fucking sleep.
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oh baby (http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8819/winkyyn3.gif)
Oh, I thought that smiley got crucified, but then I realized you had it on imageshack. Yech.
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Dear sister,
By the time you read this i'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then i'll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love,
Your brother Keith
PS: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.
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Dear sister,
By the time you read this i'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then i'll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love,
Your brother Keith
PS: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.
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Dear sister,
By the time you read this i'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then i'll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love,
Your brother Keith
PS: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.
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triple post? PS: WTF?
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PS my thread is still alive.
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you broke my combo...
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C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C
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Dear sister,
By the time you read this i'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then i'll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love,
Your brother Keith
PS: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.
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Dear sister,
By the time you read this i'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then i'll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love,
Your brother Keith
PS: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.
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҉Dear sister,
By the time you read this i'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then i'll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love,
Your brother Keith
PS: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.
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҉Dear sister,
By the time you read this i'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then i'll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love,
Your brother Keith
PS: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.
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Dear sister,
By the time you read this i'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then i'll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love,
Your brother Keith
PS: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHATCHA SAAAAAAYYYYY OOOHHHH THATCHU ONLY MEANT WELLLLLLLL
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I feel like dying after reading that.
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∧＿∧ カァァァ
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"I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Nigh"
(feat. E-40)
I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go ...
Scrap a whip (Car) with them whistlin' (exhaust) pipes
I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go
Open All Doors At The Stop Light
(Put Your Stunna Shades) (Put Your Stunna Shades On)
Christian Dior Frame Got The Lenses Out
Bend a Scraper Spin It Out
Got Clout Something Like A Boss Dude
Lookin Like Kool-Mo-Dee Cuzin I Coon (I Coon)
Dark 30 Gold On Premoo
Off To The Tree-man House (weed house) Gotta Reload
My Relies Really Cant Trust Us
Big *** Sunglass Got It From Bayview Bustas
Lookin Like A Bug Thizlummug
Lookin Like Im From Crest Woaa
Fresh No Mildew Tone-Loc Wit It
Suction Pipe On The Back Cause Smoke Wit It
My White-T Only Wear It One Time
Northern Cali Fall With The Sunshine
Yao Ming Some say (ya know what I mean) (yanowamean)
Dumb Hyphy Jumpin Full Circle
I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go ...
Scrap a whip (Car) with them whistlin' (exhaust) pipes
I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go
Open All Doors At The Stop Light
(Put Your Stunna Shades) (Put Your Stunna Shades On)
Gotta Pair make me Look Like Spiderman
Same Color as pepper called Cayan
At Night No Sun Don't Need A Tan
Old School Like A String On A Tin Can
Gotta Pair Like C-H-P Huh?
Thats Why They Fuck For Me Huh?
Thats Why They Hate On Me Huh?
Video Tape Sirvalence Me Huh?
Say Stunnas I Say Cool Ones
Half Naked In My Shades In My Blue Ones (Jeans)
Gotta Pair With The Studs Like Donna's
Light Green Lookin Just Like Limons (limes/lemons in spanish)
Sum Say Das My House Like Rond Rall
Doors Open On The Hood Of The Box Yeaa
Doing Cool Alabama To The Bay Mayne (Man)
Born In The City Where The River Flow Much Can-Coon
I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go ...
Scrap a whip (Car) with them whistlin' (exhaust) pipes
I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night
So I Can So I Can Go
Open All Doors At The Stop Light
(Put Your Stunna Shades) (Put Your Stunna Shades On)
Me And The Trumplus In The Luck
Im So Flatland Like Table Park
Stunna Shades On And My Wrist Look Heavy
I Wear Em In The Dark Like Fab Five Freddy
Mettic Mettic Never Have A Job Again
Look So Cool Young Ray Robinson
Burned On Scrape Dooks Off Hazzard
My Homies Look Shady Like Marshall Mathers
We Smashin The Car Like A Rock Guitar
Mill Tj So Popular
Im Ridin with Joe On The Way To The Club
Big Stunna Shades With The Diamond Studs
Bay Boy They Boy Breakin And Dancin
All Out The Window Going Dummy U Bastards
Dudes with Dreadlocks swingin' their Head
U Aint Got No Stunna Shades U Should Get U A Pair Yeaa
I Got My Rhine Stone Stunna Shade Glasses On
They Takin Picture With Me With They Lil Camera Fone
Headed To The Bar And They Playin My Song
WIth the Hennesy, fuck Don Perion
The Broads Is Choosin
They Fightin & Shootin
Like 40 Water Say Pimpin We Tycoonin
We Sum Tymers We On Sum Real Time Bra Bra
Toon U Up If U Get Out Of Line Bra Bra
Northern Cali I Named It The Yay
The First Rapper I Seen With Stunnas Shades Was Mac Dre
Trend Settas
Hyphy Started In The O
The Hole Bay Go Stupid Im From The Valle-jo
And U Could Put This In The Hip Hop Bible
Keak Da Sneak first said "Hyphy"
Verse On His Album Is Sneakercidle
Nope It's (Hyphy) Not My Invention
But I'm Responsible For The Bay Game
And All Its Attention Ooo
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x Fucktons
cheater D:<
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What the fuck, should I start watching SNL again?
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thats what i was thinking. : 0
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Immortal Technique-Obnoxious
ha ha ha
[Verse 1]
I'm obnoxious, motherfucker can't you tell
run through Little Havannah yelling: 'Viva Fidel'
jerking off at the sheets when I stay at hotels
drinking bacardi at AA meetings, smoking a L
I'm broke as hell my attitude is no good
like working for white people after watching rosewood
swallow mecenary, I don't care how I get richer
like American companies that did business with Hitler
get the picture nigga, I'm the best of both worlds
without the hidden camera, and the 12 year old girl
at stage at your basics, you aren't half the man that I am
I throw your gang sign up, and then I'll spit on my hand
give me a hundred grand, give me your watch, give me your chain
that's your girl, bitch get over here, give me some brain
I'll bust of on her face, and right after the segment
she'll propably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant
I said it I meant it, that's the way I deal with enemies
like pro lifers, that support the death penalty
and don't talk about war, when niggaz know that your pus
a fucking hipocrit draft charger like George Bush
don't push me nigga, cuz I'm close to the edge
and I'll jump of with a rope that's wrapped around your head
send a death feedaz to my ex on valentines day
the safety's off nigga, so get the fuck out my way
[Hook]:
Obnoxious nigga, murderous lyrics
I know that you hear it
now that I'm getting closer and closer I know that you feel it
your eating off rap, and I hope you choke on your gimmick
niggaz said hip hop was dead but I awoken the spirit
we're taking it, back in the day to the golden age
when wack motherfuckers used to get thrown off stage
Immortal Technique, I made this the bump in your ride
or burn it off the internet, and bump it outside
nigga, we keeping it live, we keeping it live
we keeping it live, we keeping it live
burn it off the fucking internet, and bump it outside
yeah nigga
[Verse 2]
Look motherfucker, my words damage an slaughter
a raging alcoholic like the presidents daughters
disgusting flows like third world country tap water
but before I hit the border, someone give me a quarter
cuz I'm a prank call, cop shot just for kicks
payback for everytime that they called me a spit
and Porturigan chicks told me that I fuck like i'm loco
and dominiquin women call me the 'Rompe Todo'
they call me 'Assioso' I'd rather get fired than quit
I get unemployment, you work and we making the same shit
how dare you niggaz critise the way that I spit
you coffee shop revolutionary son of a bitch
but you know what the fuck I think is just pathetic and gay
when niggaz speculate what the fuck 'Pac would say
you don't know shit, about a dead mans perspective
and talking shit will get your neckbone disconnected
disrespected niggaz don't show no love
why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug
and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
I choke your friends in front of you, to prove that you fallen off
and you won't do shit about it, like the church during the holocaust
calitsnacortch (?) machine gun flow that I fire
obnoxious untill they shoot me on the day I retire
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Daaamn homie, in high school I beat the shit out of you and your man homie
your girl wanna blow me and don't even know me
she lonely and she thinks your a phony
I take a piss on a development deal from Sony, or Def Jam
cuz your like all of the rest man
this ain't a verse it's shit talk at the end of the song
and you can suck a dick if you think I ended it wrong
fuck you and I'm gone, ha ha ha
piece to the strong hope, EO dub
Word-A-Mouf, Forbidden Chapters
IAK niggaz, westpoe killing you slow
the plaig I murder a show, you don't even know
yeah, fowl play nigga
Harlem! - Wauw!
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Immortal Technique-Obnoxious
Win for awesome song. And awesome rapper.
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this thread sux (http://kuroneko.spectere.net/bbavatars/friarangry.gif)
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Win for awesome song. And awesome rapper.
My friend told me to check them out like 10 times so I finally did and I really liked his stuff. That and I realized you posted Dance with the Devil a while back.
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I'm happy to see rappers with a social conscience. But that song is just plain old badass.
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I'm happy to see rappers with a social conscience.
That's why al ot of people like Akon, even tho he's a no talent hack and Immortal is 100% better. Immortal dose have a kind of basic style tho.
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Stylistically, he's not new, but what he raps about, and something about both the music, and the way he arranges his rhymes is amazing. Plus, he has a song almost exclusively in spanish, which is awesome in itself.
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Stylistically, he's not new, but what he raps about, and something about both the music, and the way he arranges his rhymes is amazing. Plus, he has a song almost exclusively in spanish, which is awesome in itself.
Akon or Immortal?
Oh and Killswitch engage is awesome.
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Akon or Immortal?
Immortal.
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BE A FUCKING IDIOT. TOO MUCH INTELLIGENT CONVERSAAAAAAAATTTIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Quick, ALT+F4
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE^___________^______________^___________^KEKEKEKEAESGKEGWEAGKEKEKEAWEG#$^ T$*HNIAEQ#(%QJM
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Best part in Zelda TP is being able to hit the "goats" then grabbing them by the horns and throwing them to the ground when they charge.
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Best part about zelda is pissing off the chickens.
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Best part about zelda is pissing off the chickens.
In TP you just control them for a few seconds. I like the onslaught of flying chickens like all of the other ones a lot better.
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Lame, but yes, the murderous chicken rampage was one of the funniest things in all video games really. I mean, how long has that been in zelda games? it's gotta be one of the longest running ingame jokes.
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when i clicked on this thread it had 100 posts and 400 views. this is unacceptable. post every time you view the thread!!!11
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ok
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dfghdfghd
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lame reply... but i guess it fits in with the theme ::)
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when i clicked on this thread it had 100 posts and 400 views. this is unacceptable. post every time you view the thread!!!11
That completely works, I'm doing it. Also cocks.
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ok, here's a post
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yet, again! I see 7 new views and only 5 new posts! GET CRACKING YOU FDSJFKLSDJFDspeople!
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I'm posting every view. I think it's completely possible. Then again, if you notice how many posts a day I manage, I do tend to reply to nearly every thread I look at.
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Cuz your gay rite
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Something like that :3
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fucking cup noodles always burn my mouth.
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Then either quit eating them, make them less hot, or get a more burn resistant mouth. lots of options there.
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am i a winrar?
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we need to make a thread that requires posting when you view it.
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We should make a thread where every link is a link to the post page, and every link on the page will post something even if you havent typed anything in the text section...
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we need to make a thread that requires posting when you view it.
Is that possible.
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No, which is why I said the other thing, which is slightly closer to possible. The only way to effectively not post in my idea is to close the window, or use the address bar.
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^ sounds like a plan.
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except that it'd require some MAJOR hacking into SMF to get working for only one thread.
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I poke smot.
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i need to poke smot.
and try salvia.
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well, you couldn't really "force" it, people can always close their browser or turn off their computer... But, we could make it to where it's a rule that you do... Hahaha.
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Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box...my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...
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Who the hell made that?
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SNL. YouTube it.
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well, you couldn't really "force" it, people can always close their browser or turn off their computer... But, we could make it to where it's a rule that you do... Hahaha.
or how about AUTO-PERMABAN IF YOU DON'T POST WITHIN A MINUTE (i.e. you closed the window) OR IF YOU BROWSE TO ANOTHER SECTION OF THE FORUM WITHOUT MAKING A POST
'twould be epic.
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and cute
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reply.
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i need to poke smot.
and try salvia.
Make sure to do the secound in your room, only with people you trust. Tends to distort reality a decent amount, but only for 15 minuets.
or how about AUTO-PERMABAN IF YOU DON'T POST WITHIN A MINUTE (i.e. you closed the window) OR IF YOU BROWSE TO ANOTHER SECTION OF THE FORUM WITHOUT MAKING A POST
if it where like a day ban, then that be kewl.
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I've always wanted to try salvia at some point, but I've never really bothered to look into getting any.
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My friend tried it (hes a big pothead) and said he hated it. The buzz was really really bad and he had a bad trip I guess. He hasn't done it since.
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Well, lots of people try it and hardly get anything, and it's DEFINITELY not a party drug. You have to know what you;re getting into, and treat it with respect. The best way to view it really is as a religious or at least eye opening experience. It's a very powerful hallucinogenic drug if you really get a good trip. I've done my research, and tried smoking a small amount of it, but I only got a quick body buzz, because we used a normal lighter, and smoked it in a pipe, and didn't smoke enough.
You should use a torch lighter and a bong, and do the whole bowl, or as much of it as you can. That will help to ensure you actually trip. Now, the visuals tend to be geometric patterns and such, and can be very strong, you have to be ready for that, and most importantly DO NOT FIGHT IT. That goes for any hallucinogenic trip. Fighting it makes it MUCH worse because the trips are dependent on your state of mind, and if you become scared you're gonna have a BAD trip.
Also, the smoke spells like period blood (my GF agrees, since she was there at time time), so be prepared for it to stink if you're not the only one there (I HIGHLY suggest having a sitter there in case you get right messed up).
Just some tips that anyone who tries it should know. I'm a firm believer in educating people about drugs. The majority of drug related deaths are caused by people being uninformed, or misinformed. Especially in the case of extacy, which is NOT a dangerous drug by itself.
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lol wrong thread
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lol wrong thread
Your black, kindah. Also it's only a 15 minute trip, seems a lot longer depending on how strong of stuff your doing. The smoke's never bothered me, it's sold as an incense so it shouldn't really smell. Also I've heard that they can't figure out how it works or how bad it is for you.
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LOL SALVIA
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It's not that they can't figure it out, it's that it's such a low profile plant that few studies have been done on it. The pharmacology of Salvinorim A (or however it's spelled), just hasn't been studied enough. Currently there are no recorded deaths by overdose, nor any reports that suggest that it is a dangerous compound. I've been following Salvia for quite some time now, and th only reason I haven't tripped on it yet is that I'm poor, and I still don't even have a pipe.
Albeit you can just chew the leaves... but that's not as intense as smoking, if you smoke enough.
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Yeah, I hear there's other ways to get high off of it, besides smoking it and stuff, the wiki article I read says that there's preparations avaliable where youc an just leave crap under your tongue.
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Well, you can roll about 8 large leafs into a roll and chew it once every 15 seconds, only spitting or swallowing when necessary, and keeping it under tour tongue between chewing. That will give you a mild high. You can make tinctures by using crashed leaves and alcohol (usually rum, whiskey or vodka) and adding some pepperment extract (80% alcohol). That creates a water/ethanol/methanol/salvinorum compound which will be mch more potent than chewing the leaf, because the alcohols make it absorb much quicker. You can make teas out of it, chew it leaf by leaf (which is a pretty hard way to get high from), but really, tinctures or smoking the enhanced leaf are pretty much the best way to get high.
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This 60 year-old Indian guy is hitting on my sister on Myspace.
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I like where this is going
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This 60 year-old Indian guy is hitting on my sister on Myspace.
Tell him she eats beef.......or not.
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So, I'm posting because I'm supposed to. God I'm fucking bored.
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This 60 year-old Indian guy is hitting on my sister on Myspace.
This is the greatest thing I've read all day.
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Agreed.
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ITT my current obsession.
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l94/mortifiedocalot/headsmash.gif)
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Yep, NEG = pure win.
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Yep, NEG = pure win.
I honestly think Berserk is better, I haven't seen many episodes of NGE tho.
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I saw some Berserk, but I still say NGE is better. I mean, it's just plain fucked up, Berserk can't hold a candle to the mindfuck ability of NGE. Especially End of Evangelion. That is an absolutely BRILLIANT movie.
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if you want mindfuck go watch elfen lied or something
4 reelz
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Have you seen NGE? Elfen lied is a mindfuck, and a damn good one, but NGE is not to be taken lightly.
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Have you seen NGE? Elfen lied is a mindfuck, and a damn good one, but NGE is not to be taken lightly.
imo shin seiki evangelion wasn't as good a mindfuck as elfen lied... i mean, did eva ever have a naked girl ripping apart shitloads of soldiers simultaniously, or said girl literally decomposing/melting alive while fighting a gargantuan heavily-mutated little girl (too bad it's manga-only)? i kind of think not :D
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Well, it's a different type of mindfuck.
PS: Komm Susser Tod means Come Sweet Death.
And read the lyrics.
Also:
&NR=1
PS: Ignore the terrible voice.
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I've seen like half of the NGE movie, but I really need to watch more episodes before I watch it again. I wish they had it still on Adult Swim. Also some of NGEs episodes are kindah boring to me, others and that ending are crazy tho, in a good way.
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Yeah, I haven't see much of the series, lol.
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sup. post because i have to
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same here.
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yeah, fucked up again. oh well.
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Yep, the endless line of useless posts.
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^ you're awake at 5:30?
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I haven't been ignoring my thread, it's just that it takes a fairly good block of uninterrupted time to post on it, and have it make coherent sense, and I haven't managed to get one just yet. I'll probably have a reply posted by the end of the day, though.
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LIIIAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
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no u :(
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FUCK HE'S ONTO ME
/me JUMPS OUT A WINDOW
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= 0
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UR AL FAGETS
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How'd he know
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I lied, I don't have time tonight. ;_;
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I lied, I don't have time tonight. ;_;
:o
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I still smell faggot in this thread. Later nigras
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I loooooooooooooooooooooove Denny's.
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that makes you a faggroid niggra
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^ you're awake at 5:30?
Indeed, maybe it's because I'm out of school, and have to work and shit in the day for my parents because they're being assholes... It only leaves the night for me to get on because by the time I'm done my bro's usually on, or wants on.
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^ o i c
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How'd he know
I know these things son :o
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stop typing like very small faggots.
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yes, start typing like very big faggots instead.
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I AM HUEG LIEK XBOX
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:o
i see wut u did thar
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My life needs more xbox comparisons. but that PS triple is bigger then an xbox.
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I was really amused when I realized that the original Xbox and the Xbox 360 are the same size -- the 360 is just curvier and stuff.
I do love how the power supply for the 360 is bigger than life itself, though. :P
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U NO WHUT I GOT DAT'S AS BIG AS XBOX?
8=====3
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damn thats small
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I was really amused when I realized that the original Xbox and the Xbox 360 are the same size -- the 360 is just curvier and stuff.
I do love how the power supply for the 360 is bigger than life itself, though. :P
It's a tiny bit smaller, that power thing is retardedly huge tho. PS triples are like RAAAAAAAAH
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My PS3 Grill cooks mean grilled cheese son.
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My PS3 Grill cooks mean grilled cheese son.
hachhchch, My friend wanted a PS3 and me and this other guy were like "the fuck why? theirs like no games on it" and he said "I don't care about games". At least halo 3 convinced him to get a 360, that poor retarded child on the topic of gamez.
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I bet he wont even use the grill function. Tuna meltz
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It's a tiny bit smaller, that power thing is retardedly huge tho.
Yeah, tiny bit smaller but a hell of a lot heavier. Yay for heatsinks!
The power brick can quite literally be called a BRICK. I can understand why it's so huge (it puts out 235W) but...damn. It's also about as heavy, if not heavier, than the Wii, which is kind of funny.
hachhchch, My friend wanted a PS3 and me and this other guy were like "the fuck why? theirs like no games on it" and he said "I don't care about games".
What.
Wait.
What.
Fuck.
Please tell me you're joking.
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What.
Wait.
What.
Fuck.
Please tell me you're joking.
Sadly no, he said something about being able to use it like a computer (I would rather have a computer, but whatever) and that it's really powerful. I've never used a PS tripple so I really have no clue what it's capable of. This same friend thought that being able to buy games/movies/t.v. shows threw the his 360 was nuts. I really don't know how people can know so little about a system before they buy one.
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Well, all things considered both the PS2 and the PS3 have some monster processors in it. The PS2 has the first commercial 128 bit (yes, 128 bit) processor in it. And the PS3 has some monster power to it.
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Sadly no, he said something about being able to use it like a computer (I would rather have a computer, but whatever) and that it's really powerful.
You can do that with a 360 as well. I don't have any music on my 360 -- I just stream everything from my compy (or use a memory stick when I'm not at home, like now).
Well, all things considered both the PS2 and the PS3 have some monster processors in it. The PS2 has the first commercial 128 bit (yes, 128 bit) processor in it. And the PS3 has some monster power to it.
Sure, they have monster power, but it's going to take years for developers to be able to actually be able to harness all of its power, just like with the PS2. Both systems use totally different design methodologies than traditional game consoles and computers, making porting difficult (which is why Xbox 360 ports tend to be choppy on the PS3). And really, the only reason that the PS2 has (no, needs) a 128-bit processor is because the entire system is based on the concept of streaming very small amounts of data around quickly rather than caching data to a larger chunk of memory and having a monster bus to back it up. A decent design for a game system but it's so radically different that doing multisystem development or porting anything to and from the PS2 wound up being an absolute nightmare.
Fortunately, at least the Cell is a standard processor and IBM is the one writing the documentation for it. I heard that Sony's developer documentation for the PS2 sucked ass and as far as I can gather, developers had to work out for themselves how to really get anything out of the console.
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True, the PS2 was a really hard console to learn, and they showed it by the quality of games. I mean, compare FFX to FFVII graphically, back then nobody would have dreamed you could get that sort of graphics out of the PS2. Yes, it was a hard system to develop for, but it had so much headroom in the power department that if they wanted to do something, they probably could.
I laugh at how microsoft emulates the Xbox on the 360. That's one place sony has completely outsmarted it's competition. They just embed all the necessary parts in the PS2/PS3 processor and there you go. No need to write software to emulate the game, it runs it natively, and much quicker than it would emulating.
Take that Xbox 360 :P
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They dropped the EE+GS in the European and other new PS3s just like they dropped the PSX components in the slim PS2s. It's all software emulation now. Also, let's not forget the TERRIBLE upscaling issues that the PS3 had with 480i games when it came out.
And I can't complain about the emulation in the X360 considering it actually renders everything in HD. Games generally look nicer on the X360. The reduced compatibility list is kind of a bummer, but when you consider that the architecture completely changed between the two systems (x86 -> PPC, nVidia -> ATI) it's a bit more understandable.
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True, but it is just too much like the WoW feature in windows (Windows on Windows emulation). Windows on Windows blows hardcore.
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Hot windows on windows action?
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More like watching a snail crawl into a vagina. It sucks that hard.
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True, but it is just too much like the WoW feature in windows (Windows on Windows emulation). Windows on Windows blows hardcore.
WoW doesn't do any emulation whatsoever; it basically just translates Win16 calls into Win32 calls.
The only reason it "blows" is because the applications rely on VXDs or try to do too much with the system. There is no way support can be given to applications like that in a secure manner, therefore they fail. Most applications have no problems with that; only ones that try to do anything exotic do.
The Xbox 360 literally emulates a PC when it does its backwards compatibility function so, really, it's amazing it works as well as it does. It's absolutely nothing like WoW.
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B an idiot thread now confuses me :-[.
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lol idiot
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Well, it was just the idea of always emulating things.. I will confess I didn't know how WoW worked anyway. Plus, I hate having wowexec.exe running in the background.. it stays there unless you manually get rid of it even after the "emulated" program is terminated.
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lol idiot
:'(
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:'(
looooool
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STOP LAUGHING AT ME!11212SASZcx
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;D :D ;D :D :o :o :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
:o
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so what's this im hearing about hot action, blowing, hardcore, and vaginas?
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where all the big titted women at?
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monkey.
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orangutan titties, all floppy n shit
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your an orangutan
:o
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bobbias, your an orangutans MOM
also you're mom is an orangutan, and he'r mom too
pwnt
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OH NO HE DIDN'T, COMMENCE THE SLAUGHTER.
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If I'm an orangutan, I must have super powerful self destruct powers! Self destruct commence!
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where is that one link for "penis power"?
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my tummy hurts
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orangutan titties, all floppy n shit
Scary movie 2.
Also again having to make excuses for not updating my thread, I was at my cabin for the last two days, and otherwise out of the house. I'll fix it later.
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jesus christ I am so high right now. I am actually dizzy.
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Congrats, that's always fun.
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jesus christ I am so high right now. I am actually dizzy.
don't worry, 'high' isn't a bad word.
Also, I've never gotten stoned before. I'm such a rebel.
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Also, I've never gotten stoned before. I'm such a rebel.
Your a filthy person.
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your all niggers
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don't worry, 'high' isn't a bad word.
Also, I've never gotten stoned before. I'm such a rebel.
try it, a little herb never hurt anyone.
niggers smoke weed, so that must mean that I am a nigger.
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Ever nearly passed out standing before from weed? Weired experience. Kinda scary, but cool after the fact, lol.
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Nearly... I've full on passed out before. Its so weird, I didn't even realize that I had just passed out. I just woke up with a face full of carpet burns. I think its save to say that I have done just about everything with wiid.
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Haha, nice. Well, let's put it this way, I've had my (small) share of adventures. Were were all stoned, and heading out to a different place to have a session, we all just met up at one guy's place. Anyway, I'd just hit my first bong, and was so fucked all I could remember walking to the other house was the sidewalk. When we got there, they unpacked the bong and we decided to start. They gave me first hit, but since we were all stoned, they forgot to put the water in, lol. Yeah, hitting a dry bong is HARSH. Worst. Shit. Ever.
Of course, the next morning I had to walk to my grandmothers, get a ride home, get cleaned up, and go paint a church for some community hours (fucking schools require 40 by the time you graduate to get the damned diploma). Not fun when you don't remember where you are because all you remember is walking up a long sidewalk.
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Nearly... I've full on passed out before. Its so weird, I didn't even realize that I had just passed out. I just woke up with a face full of carpet burns.
Heh, something like that happened to my friend about a year ago. He passed out and fell out of his desk in class, and woke up with the right side of his face covered in carpet burn. We all thought he was screwing around until he woke up... the teacher didn't notice because we were in some stupid semenar thing that was pretty much like an hour long social study hall.
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HAHA, wow, lmao. I could never imagine being that stoned at school or something. Then again, I did do poppers outside in a little place during spare once, and nearly passed out. Though I was sitting down at the time.
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you guys arent being idiotic enough. :<
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Intelligent discussion doesn't really have to be avoided, you know >_>
ps beans
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FAIL
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HIS TEXT SIZE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER NINE-THOUSAND : (
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OVER NINE-THOUSAND : (
(http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/DoingItWrong.jpg)
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^ why dose that guy have tampons?
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He prolly has a GF or wife.
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He prolly has a GF or wife.
That doesn't add up.
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Just because they're in a picture he's in doesn't mean they're his...
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Who said that was a guy?
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girls with manly arms are fuggen hawt.
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I'll always feel safe in her rugged man arms.
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I got a new bong ;D
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Pix? You have a name for it? One of my friends had the greatest bong ever, we called it Tits-Magee. It had a pair of tits for the base of it, haha. Unfortunately, he dropped it and broke it a while back :/
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I got a new bong ;D
Nice, my friend did the same thing yesterday. It's only like 3 or 4 inches tall but it would be hard to hide something bigger. Plus he has a bowl that looks a lot like a dick with glitter on it.
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Haha, nice. I prefer larger bongs though, they seem to be smoother.
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I have a dong. I named him Dick B. Biggs.
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Bioshock is officially the greatest thing ever. That is all.
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figgity figgity figgity
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lol dubblpostin'
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/IceBlasphemy/100_0385.jpg)
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Lulz, buy it and mail it to me :V
Actually on second thought, I want that knife.
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What. That's a picture of part of my desk. I thieved the little price thing from a 7-11, it used to say 'lol' (upside-down 101) but I figured 404 was more spiffy.
And no, you can't have my switchblade :x
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I have a dong. I named him Dick B. Biggs.
I'd like to shake his hand
Bioshock is officially the greatest thing ever. That is all.
I heard somewhere it sucked = /. Also people who bitch about TF2 being cell shaded (it is? right?) are fucking retarded, almost as retarded as the people on youtube comparing what was more realistic, bioshock or halo 3. From what I've played of FF that game is going to be crazy awesome. Also I hate heavy weapon guys, so damn slow.
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the hess truck's here
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the hess truck's here
to kick ass and take names.
http://kirbyswrongland.ytmnd.com/
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I'd like to shake his hand
o rly
I heard somewhere it sucked = /.
Nah, it really doesn't.
The copy protection software used in the PC version sucks ass. If anything, I'd get the X360 version.
Also people who bitch about TF2 being cell shaded (it is? right?)
Yep.
are fucking retarded,
Agreed.
From what I've played of FF that game is going to be crazy awesome.
TeamFortress has always been frackin' sweet. TF2 is going to be no exception. :D
Also I hate heavy weapon guys, so damn slow.
Those guys are tanks, though. Speed doesn't really matter with that huge-ass gun.
I don't remember how they did it in TFC, but in the original Quake/QuakeWorld TF you could literally keep medics from hitting you with their poison "axe" if you unloaded in time. It'd be unfair if HWGs moved any faster.
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The copy protection software used in the PC version sucks ass. If anything, I'd get the X360 version.
Eeew FPS on a console.
Those guys are tanks, though. Speed doesn't really matter with that huge-ass gun.
I don't remember how they did it in TFC, but in the original Quake/QuakeWorld TF you could literally keep medics from hitting you with their poison "axe" if you unloaded in time. It'd be unfair if HWGs moved any faster.
I was a HW on the defensive and two engineers, engineers got past me and one killed me. I just think scouts/spies are better at offensive and engineers/snipers are better on defensive.
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Eeew FPS on a console.
Love 'em or hate 'em, it sure beats having completely retarded copy protection that makes Microsoft product activation look completely and utterly sane (http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1284).
I was a HW on the defensive and two engineers, engineers got past me and one killed me. I just think scouts/spies are better at offensive and engineers/snipers are better on defensive.
The HWG takes a lot of practice to get used to. Using them efficiently requires the proper position, a quick trigger finger, and some support. One of the most useful things that HWGs do is weaken attackers to that the rest of the team can take them out easier. In 2fort, placing one in one of the tight corridors heading into the flag room can be deadly for any attacker, save for possibly uninjured soldiers. If you can block a scout you can easily take him/her out after a second or two of firing.
Trust me, they're incredibly useful (and potentially annoying if you choose to be a flag running) if you know how to use them.
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And no, you can't have my switchblade :x
BRB calling FBI
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Love 'em or hate 'em, it sure beats having completely retarded copy protection that makes Microsoft product activation look completely and utterly sane (http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1284).
Ah christ, yeah I remember that now. If I ever buy the game I'll make sure I'm ready to buy it and try and beat it ASAP.
BRB calling FBI
He's white it's ok for him to own it.
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o ok then that's cool.
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Yeah, the only people he'll stab are mexicans insulting him, and niggers trying to steal from him.
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Right, yeah, I bought it for that purpose... oh wait >_>
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Ah christ, yeah I remember that now. If I ever buy the game I'll make sure I'm ready to buy it and try and beat it ASAP.
I'd buy the game and then download it -- less of a hassle that way.
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mainly from Benjamin Davis who can be reached at (ben@enascor.com) or 1-828-226-9026,
feel free to thank him for the 210 alt accounts he's been using to abuse ytmnd!
HAH
Also I can't find the halo 3 ending.
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:V
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kippers
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'n bits
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no, KIBBLES, fool.
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i'm sure cats would like kippers 'n bits too
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George Bush doesn't like niggers, he told me himself.
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George Bush is a liar, so don't trust him. Even on that. I'm sure if a nigger had paid his way through university, he'd love him :P
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porch monkeys
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porch monkeys
NOT IN MY MOTHERLAND
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mexicant
:V
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Up front, yeah, CONVICT MUSIC (Rossss) OOH OOH OOOH (Triple Csss) IF YOU EVER CROSS THAT LINE, I GARENTEE THEIR BE NOTHIN TO SAVE YA, I GOT A WHOLE BUNCHOFGORRILASREADYTOPULLTHETRIGGAANDWEOFFERTHATPAPER,COMMING FROM A LIFE OF CRIME, TRYIN TO BE ON MY BEST BEHAVA, SEE MY REPS GETTIN BIGGER BUT I'M STILL SAYIN NIGGA BUSTIN SHOTS AT THEM HATERS.
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I STEP ON STAGE, BREAK A LEG AND A LIGAMENT
ONLY BLAME YOURSELF IF THIS COMES ACROSS IGNORANT
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porch monkeys
...but my grandmother DID refer to a broken bottle once as a "nigger knife."
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oh gawd XD
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Oh lawd, such a good movie.
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BIG BAG. BIG BAG. BIGA-BOOGA-BIGGA-BIG BAG!
BIG BAG. BIG BAG. BIGA-BOOGA-BIGGA-BIG BAG!
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"nigger knife."
Greatest phrase ever.
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Greatest phrase ever.
Only until that nigger knife slams into your stomach.
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I'm posting because I have to.
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Greatest phrase ever.
My "favorite" racist slur is "niglet," because, well, I can't picture anybody being able to use that word while keeping a straight face. It's got to be one of the dumbest-assed racist terms ever.
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You have a damn good point. I'd love to see somoen call someone an asshat or ass-clown in person though.
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Niglet is adorable, but I prefer nigget more. Also cunt isn't said enough in normal conversation.
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Because the second someone says it someone is offended.. Cunt is one of the few bad words that people are still afraid to say, lol.
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I use cunt to describe things more than I probably should. :P
I know I've called each of my computers a cunt numerous times (but not as many times as I called the Solaris 10 installer a piece of shit -- I'd rather compile it from scratch than use that horrid thing again...tis a shame, too, because it seems like a pretty nice OS).
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You have a damn good point. I'd love to see somoen call someone an asshat or ass-clown in person though.
I do it on a regular basis. Asshat, anyways. And I've called my friend a niglet before. :V
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You have a damn good point. I'd love to see somoen call someone an asshat or ass-clown in person though.
I call people those on a regular basis as well :D
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Well, I have yet to hear anyone use that IRL, so yeah.
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What about "clownshoes?" I like to use that one too. :D
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I've literally never cursed before.
I don't consider 'cunt' and 'nigger' to be curse words though, so I use them. Except I really don't use cunt enough, now that I think about it, I really should get on that.
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Never. Cursed... How the hell?
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I've literally never cursed before.
Fuck that fucking bitch fuck ass cock motherfucking assfuck.
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Fuck that fucking bitch fuck ass cock motherfucking assfuck.
Eloquently put.
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Never. Cursed... How the hell?
I just haven't. I don't really see any point in using those certain words over others, those other words being, you know, more intelligent and fun to say.
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someone's a mormon
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I just haven't. I don't really see any point in using those certain words over others, those other words being, you know, more intelligent and fun to say.
I used to never, now I do it at extremely inappropriate times.
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I use words like fuck as a word to add emphasis. When you hear someone that doesn't swear too much (well, I am a casual swearer, but you hear the difference) right pissed and swearing like a sailor, you know he's pissed. It really bugs me when people take offense that I said a certain word. Unless it's directed at them, they shouldn't be offended that I happened to say a word in normal speech. It's more or less part of most teenagers' speech now anyway. A word's meaning is only what we make it mean, and when I say fuck in the middle of a sentence, I'm using it to add emphasis, not to insult anyone. What has a more effective message "I fucking hate you" or "I am very displeased with you"? "Fuck this shit, I've had enough" or "I am very much finished with this"? Because I used a word that adds more emphasis than "very" and the few other words we have to express such values.
It just seems to get the point across that much better, and anyone who tries to argue the whole intelligence factor of not using swear words has yet to address how I could match a phrase like "Jesus fuck that hurts!" or something with a non swearing phrase that is as effective at showing pain...
I'm not saying you need to use it, and good for you for not swearing, but people need to lighten up a little sometimes.
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Fuck that fucking bitch fuck ass cock motherfucking assfuck.
you can say that again
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Richard C. Mongler.
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poo hole
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When I grow up I want to be, one of the harvesters of the sea, I think before my days are done, I want to be a fisherman.
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JOHN!
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(http://wikichan.org/images/0/07/Loli_Haet_Pizza.jpg)
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It just seems to get the point across that much better, and anyone who tries to argue the whole intelligence factor of not using swear words has yet to address how I could match a phrase like "Jesus fuck that hurts!" or something with a non swearing phrase that is as effective at showing pain...
Ahahaha. I just think something like that sounds really funny >_>
Also, I used to ignore my last girlfriend when she cursed. It just made me really mad, even if it wasn't directed towards me. I really need to lighten up when it comes to my girlfriends and such, I have a habit of getting extremely awkward and upset extremely quickly. I think it's just because I'm a stupid 16-year old... at least, I hope it is -_-
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What, Jesus fuck is funny? I'd never personally say that, but it works for the point I was getting across, swearing, by the fact that it has some amount of outrage and offense attached to it, it adds to how strong the exclamation seems.
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Kettle cooked potato chips are fucking delicious. nuff sed
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Tim's chips are better. Their jalapeno chips are made of win and orgasm. Also that doesn't look spelled right :s
Brb, expelling fine masonry from my posterior regions.
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Tim's chips are better. Their jalapeno chips are made of win and orgasm. Also that doesn't look spelled right :s
Brb, expelling fine masonry from my posterior regions.
thats what I was eating you fucktard, kettle cooked chips in general are muy delicioso.
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omg fagroids fritos with fritos bean dip is mm mm good
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watch your language, mr. shop-wop
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thats what I was eating you fucktard, kettle cooked chips in general are muy delicioso.
O. In that case, continue. :3
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we're the mesopotamians
sargon, hammurabi, ashurbanipal and giiiiilgamesh
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What's with all the i's?
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My friend herd a lamb of god song once, instead of hearing the actual lyric "son of a bitch I'm going to brake you" he heard "son of a bitch I'm going to rape you" and liked the song a lot more.
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Win, lmao. :D
Lamb of God kick ass.
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lamb kebabs taste damn good.
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What's with all the i's?
In the song, the 'i' sound is prolonged.
You know, the song to which those lyrics belong to.
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The song which is sung, n shit.
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A song sung with the songs lyrics appearing in the earlier post as referred to by the mention of the song who's lyrics were posted in a previous post.
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U R FAGET
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Who let this nigger on my internets?
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ur mum
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for the fucking fuck of it, and teh lulz:
FUCK
It's actually kind of a pretty word. Look how simple and "clean" it looks. How neat-o.
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its all for the lulz
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you will nevar kill this thread
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Well, I could lock or delete it. However, that would be incredibly asshole-ish and spiteful so I'll refrain from doing so.
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Which is why you're such a cool site admin.
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Well, I could lock or delete it. However, that would be incredibly asshole-ish and spiteful so I'll refrain from doing so.
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Well, I could lock or delete it. However, that would be incredibly asshole-ish and spiteful so I'll refrain from doing so.
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Well, I could lock or delete it. However, that would be incredibly asshole-ish and spiteful so I'll refrain from doing so.
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Well, I could lock or delete it. However, that would be incredibly asshole-ish and spiteful so I'll refrain from doing so.
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what I meant to say was YOU FUCKING WON'T.
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ur green
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This thread should be stickied, or something.
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This thread is full of sticky man milk.
Yeah basically.
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MUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG GUYZ TIM'S A ZOMBIE GET EM!!
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This thread should be stickied, or something.
Hell no, it needs to be kept active and at the top by people posting.
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none of you are worth my time. Get out of mah thread plz.
PS: Stop fucking posting
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:o
Go die.
srsly, this thread has been hijacked. Now we must talk about nethack.
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no fuck that lets talk about boobies i hear hes from canada
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my girlfriend has boobies.
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my girlfriend has boobies.
proof
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Hay guys wuts goin on in this thread?
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my girlfriend has boobies.
pix or they dont exist
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There is a pic someplace. Unfortunately, getting it from one of her friend's camera might prove hard. (I'd also have to crop the others out of it.) Oh, and IIRC boobies + underage = illegal on teh intarwebs....
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Oh, and IIRC boobies + underage = illegal on teh intarwebs....
o
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Oh, and IIRC boobies + underage = illegal on teh intarwebs....
Nigga aren't you older like 19? How old is she then?
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18...
Erm, ok, not underage, but still.
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18...
YOU ARE OLD, SIR.
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Eh? Sorry, to correct all confusion: I'm 19. She's 18.
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I'm 19. She's 18.
THAT IS SICK YOU FUCKING PEDO.
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Eh? Sorry, to correct all confusion: I'm 19. She's 18.
IN THAT CASE, YOU ARE EVEN MORE ANCIENT, SIR.
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IN THAT CASE, YOU ARE EVEN MORE ANCIENT, SIR.
you shouldn't be talking, mr abe lincoln!
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Moo?
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Actually, they don't even *have* to be 18. As long as there's plausible doubt that they *could* be 18, it's legal. But if it's commercial porn, there needs to be records kept to show they were 18 at the time of production (at least in the US).
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I looked up the legal code for that image, and actually, that would be legal. She was 17 at the time the picture was taken, BUT, the criminal code says this:
Definition of
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any written material
how bullshit. even if you write a fictional story about you fucked some 13 year old, that's considered illegal? lame. It's only words.
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I believe it also covers loli.
I agree that the story part is kinda stupid.
I don't mind the government making laws, but part of a government's job is to protect the minorities that would otherwise be vulnerable to hate from the majority of people, and deeming drawn images or written fiction dealing with the subject of paedophilia steps over that line. They are NOT injuring any real person, and, though distasteful for the majority of people, should be protected along with all the other minorities. Just because someone's a member of the KKK doesn't mean they have no rights. They still need to go through all the procedures created to protect the privacy nad rights of that person, even if they are a criminal, and the exact same precedents should apply to that sort of material.
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Into the flood again
same old trip it was back then
so i made a big mistake
try to see it once my way
Am i wrong?
have i run too far to get home
Have i gone?
and left you here alone
Am I wrong?
have i run too far to get home, yeah
Have I gone?
and left you here alone
If i would, could you?
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Imma post here just becuase Im drunk.
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Haha, that wins. lmao.
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Ahahaha, what.
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People were posting those the other day on /b/. Holy shit I was laughing so hard.
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I saw it on /v/ and I couldn't stop laughing.
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HOLY SHIT
I'M USING THE INTERNET!!!1!1!11!!!!!1111!!!
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(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l94/mortifiedocalot/shitwaffles.jpg)
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SHITWAFFLES
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This fucking shit thread's gone to niggers, god fuck it.
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This fucking shit thread's gone to niggers, god fuck it.
see
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wahaehdsfgd
i'm actually feelin' pretty good right now hahaha
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The most graphic thing ever.
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:O
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Quote for HUGE BLOOD MIST AND TAKING SOMEONES LEGS OFF WITH THEIR ARM/SHOULDER.
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That must have fucked those guys up mentally :/ I mean, how would you react if you ended up accidentally destroying your best friend's leg with your arm/shoulder.
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That must have fucked those guys up mentally :/ I mean, how would you react if you ended up accidentally destroying your best friend's leg with your arm/shoulder.
That guy died, the guy with his legs taken off survived.
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Haha oh jeez, I lol'd and I know I shouldn't have.
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Doublepost on a related note:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071112/ap_on_fe_st/odd_shotgun_lug_nut;_ylt=AutOOFy93ZloLvWr.PtgH.sDW7oF
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Wow, now that sucks ass.
Doublepost on a related note:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071112/ap_on_fe_st/odd_shotgun_lug_nut;_ylt=AutOOFy93ZloLvWr.PtgH.sDW7oF
Wow. If only we could get shotguns to carry a "Not intended for removing lug nuts" message :P
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My only question about the skydive video is... how the hell did the arm take off TWO legs? I thought leg bones were stronger than arm bones, and his arm hit TWO legs. Wouldn't the arm have been bent back hardcore, pretty much entirely pulverized? That's insane shit right there.
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My guess is that it hit his shoulder dead on somehow, the guy stayed in one piece but he did die, and his chute deployed.
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Yeah, he likely connected at the shoulder and caused the leg to rip at the joint. Even if he hit the arm, it's not a matter of bone strength, but rather force, direction, and how much force in what direction could possibly rip a leg out at the joint.
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Also, they were moving towards each other at 150mph, meaning that they hit each other at 300mph. Your average car accident doesn't even involve an impact speed of 100mph, so it's not too hard to see how it became that bad.
That's an awful tragedy...
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Yeah... I've always wondered how people could watch stuff like that without flinching, or discuss it like it didn't matter at all. Every time I think about it, I think about how terrible it is. When I saw the impact I was stunned. It was one of the hardest things I've watched in a long time.
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Not a whole lot really surprises me anymore or makes me flinch (I blame 'Net desensitization) but I definitely feel for the people who are victims of these sorts of things. I can't help but thinking about what it would be like living life without legs, things like that.
It's just sort of sobering when you think that one little thing, one misstep, one mistake, could kill or maim us.
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Exactly. I'm rather desensitized to a lot of different things, but that video still got me. I think it's something to do with the rather large explosion of blood and such when they collided... It's still hard to think about.. I think the reason so many people can talk about it as though it's no big deal is that they simply don't think about it. Really think about it. It might be because it's 5:30 and I'm burned out, or maybe it's because I'm sort of depressed right now, (not that I let myself think I ma, most of the time), or maybe it's simply the sobering qualities of the video itself, but I feel really bad about that, and about all the other times where people glance over a tragedy and don't even think. The media has desensitized us to the point where we can watch death, violence, and hate and then turn the TV off, and forget it ever happened in a heartbeat.
You know. I think it is that I'm somewhat depressed right now. All my friends are gone away, hell, the only people I see outside my family are my girlfriend, and my brother's girlfriend. I have no job, no money, I'm stuck doing yard work for my grandmother as my income. My parents constantly bitch about me getting a job, and find everything they can to keep me occupied, which tends to be more yard work. My life is in limbo right now, but I still can't make myself take a job that I don't want... I feel like I have no control over my life...
Why did I let it become this way. I had hoped never to become what I am now, and now that I am, I don't do anything to change it... I almost feel like I want to go back, do things over. Do things differently. Why do I let myself regret everything?
I'm fucking rambling again. Fuck it.
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You know. I think it is that I'm somewhat depressed right now. All my friends are gone away, hell, the only people I see outside my family are my girlfriend, and my brother's girlfriend. I have no job, no money, I'm stuck doing yard work for my grandmother as my income. My parents constantly bitch about me getting a job, and find everything they can to keep me occupied, which tends to be more yard work. My life is in limbo right now, but I still can't make myself take a job that I don't want... I feel like I have no control over my life...
Try having a degree, being tens of thousands of dollars in debt, having your college loans coming due in a matter of a couple of weeks, and not being able to find a job. It's not fun. It's not like I haven't been trying -- out of all the resumes that I sent out, I got one response (which netted me one interview, followed by me getting completely ignored, e-mails left unanswered and everything). My credit's most likely in a pretty sorry state by now, too; it's going to take me years to get that straightened out.
Yet I'm still optimistic. I haven't been through an extended (read: more than one day) phase of depression since high school.
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You know. I think it is that I'm somewhat depressed right now. All my friends are gone away, hell, the only people I see outside my family are my girlfriend, and my brother's girlfriend. I have no job, no money, I'm stuck doing yard work for my grandmother as my income. My parents constantly bitch about me getting a job, and find everything they can to keep me occupied, which tends to be more yard work. My life is in limbo right now, but I still can't make myself take a job that I don't want... I feel like I have no control over my life...
Stop stealing my life. Also like spec said, it could be worse. Plus a lot of people go threw what you're going threw now.
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I know, and I'm thankful it isn't any worse, but being in a state of limbo, not knowing what you want to do in life, it kinda makes things hard. I mean, if s.net stopped, I'd probably go insane, because you guys are some of the only people I get to communicate with...
I'm thinking of trying to get into a trade or something, but I really don't want to do something where I have to deal with customers and shit. To be honest, I'm scared of dealing with customers. It's a stupid and pointless fear, but I just hate dealing with people that I have nothing in common with.. My social skills are... lacking, at best. I'd much rather get some job on an assembly line or something where the only people I deal with are co-workers. At least then I'd have a job that doesn't really put pressure on me to think much, and I don't have to deal with new people all the time, just my co-workers.
That's why I don't have a job yet. I don't care enough about not having money yet to be willing to take some shitty job like washing dishes or something else like that.
And usually, I'm too busy not feeling anything to actually feel depressed. I sit here, screw around on the computer, get driving lessons, play GH3, do some yard work,watch anime, and sleep.
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I mean, if s.net stopped, I'd probably go insane
*evil laugh*
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vagina cream
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EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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ballsack
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Crunchy!
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haha, 4chan.
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LOVE ME LOVE ME, SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME. NEED ME NEED ME, SAY THAT YOU NEED ME. LOVE ME LOVE ME, PRETEND THAT YOU LOVE ME. I haven't downloaded music in forever, I'm getting fucking sick of my current list.
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And that's why I love having boatloads of space.
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NOW I SHOULD CHANGE ALL OF THAT JUST TO BE A DICK. <3
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my tummy hurts
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punch it
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Eat it.
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Roll it.
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Bop it.
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Flick it.
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this forum uses smf
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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NOW I SHOULD CHANGE ALL OF THAT JUST TO BE A DICK. <3
DDDDD:
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I lol'ed. Also I want this to play at my wedding.
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It makes me want to hurt small animals. And babies. Especially babies.
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Oh god, seeing 'C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER' made me really want to play Killer Instinct. I love that game.
Also, I have to go potty, brb
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PWNT
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/me chuckles.
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fdsfsdgds
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/me chuckles.
FAGGOT
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IMMA FAGGOT
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ur mr gay >:(
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No I'm not.
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my tummy hurts
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lolol
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tummy doesn't hurt anymore
:D
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come hold me fergusun, come on and ride me now
come hold me fergusun, well i said i got nothing
come hold me ferguson,
come hold me ferguson, come hold me ferguson
come on come on come on ride it ride it pow
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way back when i was just a little-bitty boy
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way back when i was just a little-bitty boy
Yesterday?
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Yesterday?
sadface
u callin me yung? >:(
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my neck hurts
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my neck hurts
stop spying on ur neigbors bi luking over they're fense lozl
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hehe, i actually did spy on my neighbors once. there were two teenage girls sunbathing, completely nude. i was like 9 though, so i was too confused to enjoy it. D:
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Lmao, nice one.
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hahaha, i wrote about it in a journal i used to keep. i even drew little pictures. isn't that cute?
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Oh wow, "today I looked in the neighbors yard and daaaaaaayyyyum".
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This conversation has become TOTAL rofflestiltskinz.
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rofflestiltskinz.
WIN
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wot
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hdfhgfgd
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HE'S CHOKING.
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rt;ohm;rsehnta;rotngirgn
Oh how I wish I was drunk. Then my normal typing would look like that :P
Spec, do you still have a log of me drunk on IRC? I wanna see that line I typed that made no sense again. (how many others were that bad?)
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Im high as fuck right now faggot.
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/me is envious
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Spec, do you still have a log of me drunk on IRC? I wanna see that line I typed that made no sense again. (how many others were that bad?)
Haha, I have no idea. XD
If I do, it'd probably be on my supah-towah.
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Lol, damn. I wish we could analyze that and see if we could find out what I was trying to say.
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Lol, damn. I wish we could analyze that and see if we could find out what I was trying to say.
My guess would be something like "DICKSDICKDICKSDICKAIDICKDICKDICKDICKDCKDDICKKSSSSDICKSDICKSDICKSDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIICCCCKKKKKS"
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No, I actually try to make conversation, no matter how drunk. Hell, I was understandable enough to deny them when they wanted to pump my stomach once. And that was as drunk as I've ever been. They really should have.. I wouldn't have remembered it :/
I swear, blacking out is just like being drugged for an operation or something, you forget everything that happened, painful or not, AND, you feel like crap afterwards.
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Yeah, being drunk doesn't cloud my thoughts. It just temporarily disables that self-restraint I've developed.
Also, I blacked out once. I remember waking up on a couch the next morning, walking into the next room (where everyone else was already awake) and saying "I don't remember going to sleep on that couch." "Yeah, you passed out in the backyard, remember?" "Nope."
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Lol, well, it's a really bad feeling when you black out an entire night.
I drank a whole normal glass of white rum. In about 10 seconds.
My memory lasted about 10 minutes.
I do have small fuzzy half memories and impressions of the other events, but most of them are VERY fuzzy, have almost no visual data tied in, etc. I think I mostly remember the, because afterwards I was told about what happened.
One time I was talking to a friend drunk and when I told him how much I'd had to drink that night (this was at a party i went to a while after I started drinking with my GF), he replied with something like "wow, i'm surprised you can still make a coherent sentence". I replied with something like "yeah, even when I'm drunk, my vocabulary is good. I don't seem to be like some people who just get stupid, and I can still make complex coherent sentences. It's pretty sweet". Of course, that's heavily paraphrasing, and my memory is kinda vague about that, since I was pretty wasted at the time.
Unfortunately, even being really drunk doesn't completely get rid of my inhibitions. I still have to decide I'm gonna do something I wouldn't do sober. It certainly helps with the decision, but no matter how drunk I get, I don't really become stupid, like some people. Honestly, some people become totally retarded when they're drunk.
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HAHA THIS THRED SUX
dubble pronged thred plug! (http://www.spectere.net/smf/index.php?topic=263.0)
or maybe spectur can cumbine teh kewlnes of mah thred wit hthis 1, 2 form a thredazord :o
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Yeah, being drunk doesn't cloud my thoughts. It just temporarily disables that self-restraint I've developed.
It definitely changes my thought process greatly. I feel way more strongly about things I normally wouldn't care about. Also I can type decently while pretty drunk, even when the screen is blurry and I would motion sick from gunz I could still form a decent sentence. Also I haven't been stoned or drunk in forever, but that should change this Saturday. Oh and stupidity ಠ_ಠ
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Lol, I only get really bad at typing when I'm getting pretty drunk. At first, I'm not bad, i make the same mistakes I normally do, but I stop going back and editing them. Instead, I just say fuck it. Then I begin to get worse.
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I remember trying the Rubik's cube drunk.
"WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S TOO BLURRY! I CAN'T TELL WHERE THE FUCK THE WHITE SIDE IS!"
Also, once I get sufficiently drunk, I can't type at all.
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Yeah, well, anyone who saw spec's post on the old s.net of my badly bungled typing on irc knows how bad I get.
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I made a few posts when I was a little drunk once and they looked like any other post that I'd type. D:
I'm boring when it comes to net drunkenness.
In person, however, things are a bit more interesting. I actually become pretty decent at pool after a couple of drinks, I become uncharacteristically boisterous, and my shirt tends to come off for no particular reason.
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I hug people. I also brag about my aim after taking a piss. I'm also pretty loud. I need to find out what else applies whenever I drink.
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Apparently, I get the spins really easily if I lay down after drinking.
I hate the spins so much.
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In person, however, things are a bit more interesting. I actually become pretty decent at pool after a couple of drinks, I become uncharacteristically boisterous, and my shirt tends to come off for no particular reason.
Hah, I've seen a guy take off his shirt then throw it in a fire, then later that night I gave my shirt to this girl who was freezing and never saw it again (it was an aqua teen hunger force shirt too :'()
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My brother's friends seem to like taking their pants off. Even if they're completely sober...
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Even if they're completely sober...
Must be the AIDS.
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desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu~
I was in the middle of desu-ing that last thread, why'd you lock it ;_;
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because you wore down my spirits and made me cry ='(
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I will spam desu until you like it, desu~
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no, you can't spam us, de arimasu~
(props to whoever gets that one.)
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facepalm, stop using japanese grammar, desu~
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I'm torrenting Rozen Maiden right now desu.
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facepalm, stop using japanese grammar, desu~
I'm referring to a character who ends all her sentences with "de arimasu~", de arimasu.
Instead of being there to make the character cute, it's to make her more polite, de arimasu.
When a character says desu at the end of every sentence, it's like a little kid, learning to talk. Not only does she pronounce the u in desu, she uses it for practically everything, which is designed to make her seem really cute and childish, de arimasu~
small lesson:
desu is a copula (to be, esse, ser/estar, 是, 이다 etc.), the polite form of da.
de aru is the formal form - you will see this occasionally in news, but it is not as common nowadays.
de arimasu, as expected, is the polite form of de aru. This is extremely rare.
de gozaimasu is a super-polite copula. Its plain form de gozaru on the other hand is just archaic.
Shamelessly stolen from http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/archive/index.php?t-12512.html
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I know, it's one of the few things I learned in weeaboo 101, desu~
I never bothered to actually watch the series :s
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Lol, I have it, but haven't watched much.
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Is it actually any good, desu?~ I'm contemplating watching it.
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I liked what I saw, de arimasu~
I just never got too into it because I was only watch ing when my GF is over, and when that happens, I tend to get tired of waiting to watch it, and don't feel like watching anime, de arimasu~
I have to watch stuff by myself to really get into it, unless it's like Darker Than Black, which my GF and I got really into, and watched a ton of episodes every time we watched it, de arimasu.
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Yeah, I get how you feel, desu~
I tend to watch anime with my roommate, he's more into it than I am, I usually just watch whatever he is, with the exception of Lucky Star, desu~
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DID SOMEONE SAY WEEABOO, BECAUSE I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAY WEEABOO.
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U HERD RONG, DESU~
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I HERD U SAI WEEABOO!!! De Arimasu~
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I HERD U SAI WEEABOO!!! De Arimasu~
FUCKING SHIT, PIME TARADOX.
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Desu~
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Lucky Star, desu~
That show is instant win, de arimasu~
I think my brain slows down or something after I watch it, de arimasu~ I feel stupider afterwards, de arimasu~
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I know, I'm not sure why I enjoy it either, desu~
It's probably because of :3, desu~
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I like it because it's so insanely pointless to have actually kinda gone beyond the aspect of being a show about nothing, de arimasu~
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Also because of :3, desu~
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My torrent finished desu. I need to watch it later desu.
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What, of lucky star? or desu, desu~
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Desu desu. I wonder what Rozen Maiden will be like desu.
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Donno, desu~
You should watch Lucky Star, though, desu~
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(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l94/mortifiedocalot/shitwaffles.jpg)
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(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6506/1197102305799jt6.gif)
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WIN
De Arimasu~
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japanophile weeaboo fags ;)
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no, desu~ ;_;
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no, desu~ ;_;
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pic
Ahahaha, I was thinking about that earlier for some reason. That image just randomly popped in my head.
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Ahahaha, I was thinking about that earlier for some reason. That image just randomly popped in my head.
I'm assuming if I ever meet Eggman in person he would act like this.
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The Rozen Maiden torrent I downloaded was corrupted desu. MEGA-ULTRA-SUPER-GAY-DESU.
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I play the fiddle
hard.
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Bummer, desu~
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Balls to the walls to the other balls.
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I got a working torrent desu. It didn't take long to download because it had about g64 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham%27s_number) seeds desu. Now I can watch the desu desu.
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when i wasn't anti weeaboo, i enjoyed rozen maiden.
now that /v/ has made me into an anti weeaboo hate machine, i don't think i can even stand to watch the damn thing for 30 seconds.
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why do mouths have to taste so bad after waking up?
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why do mouths have to taste so bad after waking up?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_breath
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we're supposed to be idiots in this thred :(
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we're supposed to be idiots in this thred :(
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Billy McRottencrotch
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my avatar is furry
OR SCALEY
ULILYOILOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
fapfapfapfapfap ;_;
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my avatar is furry
OR SCALEY
That's kinda funny, I was thinking about that earlier... XD
fapfapfapfapfap ;_;
i lolled
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What, you guys stopped desu-ing, desu~
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fukin weeaboos, desu~ :(
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dr. lipschitz sez:
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Dr. Ruth's Game of Sex
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Dr. Ruth's Game of Sex
A game in which no one wins, and no one finally loses, except for the dead.
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lollollollollolFUCK
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supsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsupsup
subsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsub
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I need a motherfucking explanation.
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it'll only help to speed the ball for tippecanoe and tyler too
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I need a motherfucking explanation.
There's a party in my tummy!
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i'm my own sun
i'm my own sun
i'm my own sun
i'm my own sun
i don't need diamond rings to earn my angel wings
you have my love to place a smile upon my face
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ILL TAKE THE CASE!
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CARROTS WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY IN MY TUMMY?
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GREEN BEANS WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY IN MY TUMMY?
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WHY IS S.NET SOOOOO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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You'll be so fast Mother Nature will be like "Slooooooooooow dooooooooowwwwnnnn" and you'll be like "fuck you!" and kick her with your ENERGY LEGS
Desu~
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SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEES
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i know so many places in the world
i don't know the sound of the silver plain (?)
universal traveller, universal traveller
some other kinda english words
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i know so many places in the world
i don't know the sound of the silver plain (?)
universal traveller, universal traveller
some other kinda english words
Air - Universal Traveler
Absolutely amazing band(? Group? Duo? I guess Duo works best... still, they have so many guests and such...).
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WHY IS S.NET SOOOOO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
its due to me playing mass effect, it slows down the space time continuum.
also
SCALEYYYYYYYYyyyyyYYyyYyYyYYYyyYYy
and
TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS!
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Air - Universal Traveler
Absolutely amazing band(? Group? Duo? I guess Duo works best... still, they have so many guests and such...).
yep
now for the next one (ulti should get this, rofl):
i've seen you now, you can't escape
the world's too small for us to wait
i'll be there for you
i'll be there for youuuuu
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Younger Brother - All I Want
Best album ever? Quite possibly D:
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Wut got up in Opera?
MY SEED SON.
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n_ggers
people that ____ you
what could the blanks be!?!!?
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naggers
people that annoy you
;)
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SUCKER YOUR MOTHER IS SO BLACK WHEN SHE STEPS INTO A CAR THE OIL LIGHT TURNS ON.
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Y U UP IN MUH GRILL LIEK DAT?! D:
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These are so fucking dumb, but if I could remember half of the insults used I would be so damn happy.
http://mostoffensivevideo.com/
The Charlie brown Kwanzaa, Easter, and Dolomite ones are grand.
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MC Hawking - Bitchslap
Doomsday bring the funk.
Oh yeah. Yo! Uh, check this shit out.
I roll straight pimping to the room of my lecture,
prepared to enrapture students with a mixture,
of hard ass science and smooth ass rhymes,
so phat you can
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NOW THIS IS HOW IT STARTED, LET ME GIVE YOU A SHOW
ABOUT HOW I WAS COVERED IN BEES FROM MY HEAD TO MY TOE
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE PLEASE
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I'M FUCKING COVERED IN BEES
IIIIIIN SOVIET RUSSIA, BORN AND RAISED
COVERED IN BEES IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', BEING COVERED IN BEES
AND JUST PLAYING WITH MY HORNETS, SITTING ON MY KNEES
WHEN A COUPLE OF BEE FARMERS STARTED STEALING MY FUN
HAD TO SPRAY THEM DOWN WITH MY TOMMY GUN
I WAS COVERED IN BEES WHEN THE BOSS CAME NEAR AND SAID
"YOU'RE JOINING THE COBRAS, GO SIT BY THE FEAR"
I HOPPED INTO THE WIG AND WAS FEELING A BIT ILL
THERE WAS A DEAD OLD MAN AND AN ASTRONAUT AT THE WHEEL
IF ANYTHING, I COULD SAY THAT THIS SHIT REEKED OF CHEESE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH, FORGET IT, I'M COVERED IN BEES!"
I - PULLED - UP TO THE BASE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT
I POSED DRAMATICALLY AND I SHOUTED "GRENADE"
I LOOKED AT THE SHAGOHOD, RIGHT HERE AT MY KNEES
AND I BECAME THE PAIN, I'M FUCKING COVERED IN BEES
OOOH SHIT 666TH POAST.
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MC Hawking - Bitchslap
Doomsday bring the funk.
Oh yeah. Yo! Uh, check this shit out.
I roll straight pimping to the room of my lecture,
prepared to enrapture students with a mixture,
of hard ass science and smooth ass rhymes,
so phat you can
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QUICKLY, HIT ALL OF THE HOME ROW KEYS ASDFGHJKLLKJHGFDSAASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSSASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSASDFGHJKLKJHGFDASDFGHJKLKJHGFDAsdfghjkl;';lkjhgfdsaASDFGHJKLL;;LKJHGFDasdfghjkl;';lkjhgfdsaasdfghjkl;';lkjhgfdsASDFGHJKL;'';LKJHGFDSasdfghjkl
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asdfjk;l
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QWERTYUIOP{}||}{POIUYTREWQ
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HOW IS QWERTY PART OF THE HOME ROW KEYS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!/1/1/1/1
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MC Hawking - Bitchslap
Doomsday bring the funk.
Oh yeah. Yo! Uh, check this shit out.
I roll straight pimping to the room of my lecture,
prepared to enrapture students with a mixture,
of hard ass science and smooth ass rhymes,
so phat you can
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*rips own dick off while singing the opening theme for space jam*
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*rips own dick off while singing the opening theme for space jam*
WHAT THE FUCK, SON?!