I get paid minimum wage to serve pizza and cake to upper-middle class little shits and their douchebag parents, or to walk around in circles inside a laser tag arena that's in hideous need of repair. The floors are busted up, the speakers and most of the lights don't work anymore, some of the ramps are about to break in, and none of the fire exits are actually hooked up to any kind of alarm system; the employees just use them to go outside and smoke during the games. Guess how many hours I've worked this week? 8. Across 3 days.
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