After spending the entire day in Japan Town in San Francisco with my Girlfriend I took part in a life changing moment. I took the Scientology stress test. A group of Scientologists in the Bart station had a booth set up to sell some fucking book by L. Ron Hubbard. Anyways, they were giving people free stress tests at the booth. Basically, you grab two metal sticks, they turn this machine on, a needle moves. While holding the metal sticks they ask you questions that should spark some sort of stress in you. I just started squeezing the paddles with different pressures to see if it did anything, and it did. The harder I squeezed, made the needle jump everywhere. FUNFUNFUNF I WUZ XCITED GUIZ, but to top if off there was a group of /b/tards hanging out around the outside of Bart station. They all had EFG masks and protest signs on and were dancing to techno beats. I started walking out there dancing and my girlfriend asked me what I was doing. I told her it was cool, and walked outside to meet my dancing /b/rothas and yelled, "SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOP." Then I took my train homeand explained myself, I almost slipped up and told her about 4chan.
TL;DR EPIC DAY SCIENTOLOGY